Krapp's Last 'Cast

Episode 38: A Very Swayze Halloween

blaine — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:19:50 +0000

Joe, Aaron, and Blaine kick it Halloween style and Charles and Joe#2 show up after all the candy is gone. My name is Earl is canceled, credit Reports are scary, Zombieland is epic, we invade the zombie pub crawl, dead actors keep getting type cast as zombies, Charles finds a dead body, Visitor Q, Human Centipede is gross, ghost dump, ghosts like Brandon’s movie props, Charles is Tom Waits, Joe#2 looks like the the guy from Leverage, Joe is the Hormone sketch from “The State”, Blaine is Sabretooth… and Wolverine movie discussion ensues, rap battle, deadpool of sperm and other assorted pranks, atomic sit up, TPing adventures, you ask yahoo but you may not like the answer, punching your principal, Best Halloween Prank Ever, Bat prank, punch out, Ron Pearlman is scary in Prolife, sony apologizes to Nigeria, a very special rapid fire. Zombie Pubcrawl pics, Mike Rowe on TED

Music by Joe and Albert go to mcdonalds

Episode 37: He has a Job, a Car, and a Moustache

blaine — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:28:12 +0000

John, Jack, and Aaron join Blaine, Charles and Joe for more adventures in podcasting. Obligatory Swazey and Kanye references, the legend of Richard Pervo, tit bingo, Java J’s show recap, the first rule of kickball…, spandex bikers, Zombie Pub Crawl 5 is Sept 10th, Pirate shocker, Disney buys Marvel, Dreamworks sucks, Jack learns about Narwhals, MNVibe discusses how to fuck a dolphin, rap battles, Blaine gets his wisdom teeth out, movie reviews of 9, District 9, and Inglorious Basterds, we take callers, mud ducks, rapid fire.

Music by Bryan B

Check out The Atlantis exhibition Sept 26th and support to SkyJuice

Episode 36 - Rising out of the Muck

blaine — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:38:39 +0000

Brandon, Daniel, and Brad join Blaine, Joe, Josh, and fact checker Arika for a long overdue podcast about death and sex organs.

Lots of people died because we have not been podcasting hard, but worst of all Julius Shulman… er huh? Oldest living person dies too, but who is next-isn’t there a list? Humming birds are not insects. Koala sex organs. Kangaroo scrotum coin purse. Lion sex is not very fun for the lioness. World’s Strongest Vagina. Super Mario does some magic tricks with Benelli shot guns. We get the “two girls one cup” style reaction of the Russia’s Got Talent video. We discuss other strange deaths. including the great molasses flood of 1919. We get to know Daniel and his byrons. Blaine was the designated “goth kid” in BCRL because he was artsy. We take some calls - “word”, Obama under pants, Butt jive. Byron” is slang for muck. Wheat house.

Musical Guest : Bllix

Episode 35: Inverted Nipple Guitar Knobs

blaine — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:52:12 +0000

Long time listener, first time guest - Jack joins Blaine, Ivy, Charles, Arika and eventually Jon and Jamez. We talk about Spread Radio Live, Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, Red hot art festival, Bands named after Hot Topic Hair Dye - The Topics ARE Hot, Ivy invents Bike Theft Prevention systems, Masters of Horror, The Worst Horror Movie ever made… seriously, Bai Lings weird nipples(NSFW), donate more bodily fluids, Jack wants a guitar with nipples for knobs, adventures in massage, Midwest Podcast Convention, Alaska has no sense of humor, Hipsters’ - blech, Get Your Basketball On, and more.

Music Guest: The Blind Shake on Learning Curve Records

Click here, to submit pictures of your nipples for a chance for them to be cast into guitar knobs.

Episode 34 : Live From Red Hot Art Fest 2009

blaine — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:45:42 +0000

Charles, Joe, and Blaine camp out and podcast in the rain from the 2009 Red Hot Art Festival for some guerrilla podcasting. Lots of people stop by including a few previous guests Devin, Ross, and Josh. It is a little schizophrenic of an episode since it was recorded with a hand held recorder over 14 hours of boothin’. Enjoy… if you dare.

Live music by Cadillac Kolstead, Kill to Kill, and others.

p.s. Go to the Midwest Podcast Convention 2009 in Milwaukee Aug 15th - pre register!

Episode 33: Pam Grier has Weird Boobs

blaine — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:54:38 +0000

Matt and Ian guest star in a crazy non sequential space episode with Joe, Blaine, Charles, and Jon… brought to you by beer.

Wausau adventures recap, Terradea, “We Lost Willy”, Fan Boys, Star Trek movie = meh, Obama bails out hollywood- but no more Keanu Reeves, “Eyebrows” stars in the new Star Trek as does R2D2, Blaine doesn’t like LOST, Time Travel jumped the shark, Skynet is leaving bad reviews of T4 to prevent the resistance, Kevin Bacon in furry costumes in Where the Wild Things Are, PCP - the zombie drug (big lurch, eye ball eating dad), Blaine’s efforts to zombie proof his house, sibling insest is discussed in detail,Pam Grier has lopsdided boobles, 3 boob pic, MN vibrator is better than MNVibe, The biggest trvia show in the world in Steven’s Point, division of ners, “I love Star *”, Movie based parental abuse with Star Man and Desparado and Altered States, Jeff Bridges might be “the dude” in real life, Spider Man package enhancements, penile lactation,

Music: The Roswell Incident

Episode 32: Sweaty Man Abs

blaine — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:03:28 +0000

Jin, Mel, and Jon join for an action packed epic episode. We start off picking at the Wolverine movie. Wolverine game trailer. We discuss our stupid brand of humor, the Hodags of Rhinelander, Moon - starring David Bowie pants at the Twin Cities International Film Festival, Jon goes to the Living Green Expo and Blaine attempt to build a solar powered light, Joe continues his obsession with Conan at Microcon, Blackhat. Whitest Kids You Know Girls with balls sketch, Jin and Jon spar TKD style (not really), the Impaler, and a very special rapid fire.

Music by Dynamiteasaurus

Episode 31: Pirates, Ninjas, and A-Holes

blaine — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:01:44 +0000

Jamez joins Charles, Joe, Blaine, and Jon. We discuss Jon’s path to being a Tae Kwan Do master, Eric Robert’s epic Best of the Best, Ned Kelly is an Aussie Cowboy, Batman isn’t walking much, 3rd Marvel Zombies, Day of the Dead sucks, Serpent and the Rainbow was goodish, Conan vs. Cthulhu, Comics Code, Adult Loony Toons, The arcane art of electronics, God broke a needle on the grand canyon, Music in Contemporary art lecture, SunnO, Jamez’s adventures with the City Pages about racism amongst the gay community (and the follow up commentary), Facebook’s seek and destroy of dissent, Pirates in the 21st century, and a bunch of other stuff.

Note: This episode was recorded prior to rescue of the Captain of the Maersk.
Music by Jamez.

Episode 30 - Al Capone Used to Come in Here

blaine — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:53:25 +0000

Jobot, Charles, Blaine, and Joe celebrate their 1 year anniversary. We discuss adventures in the Leinenkugel mansion, DJing for a hotel full of body moders, Alan Moore is a whacky guy, Steven King movies, even “alternative” papers are owned by the mass media, spider cow, Adam Corolla podcast, scat humor, magic rap battles, and the joy of breakfast joints around the city.

Music by Mach Fox

Episode 29 - How to Cook a Lorax

blaine — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:59:51 +0000

Josh, Blaine, Brandon, Katie, Jon and some homeless strays who like SA hotdogs talk about food. Kevin Bacon plays relative blues. Paraplegic Strippers. Mel Gibson will trade you his soul if you watch Apocalyptico. Blaine’s brother is probably too cool for LEGOS! Optimus HEAD! M&M omelets. Amazing cooking blunders. The “show your balls” game exists, for realz. We discuss our last meals, should we be executed, which is highly likely. Very very unofficially sponsored by Louie’s Finer Meats and Old Milwaukee.

Musical guest - Pygar

Episode 28 - Future Tents

blaine — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:32:23 +0000

Ian, Jobot, Joe, Charles, Blaine and some other dude drink gloog and do an impromptu podcast one saturday night in the dead of winter. We talk about ‘Skani, the perils of bum drinking on boom island, someone raps over voicemail, “like” vs. spitting blood as vocal pause, Obama kid beener babies, Emperor of Japan masks dethroned, Jesus does standup, we talk about racist movies and sound mildly racists our selves, heavy metal dental assistants, cayote ugly toilet seat, John Carpenter’s Darkstar, “you can’t grow a beard in space”, the shave, mexican sushi.

Music by : heckadecimal - get well you dick

Be sure to check out our next exhibition at Java J’s Feb 7th, coffee, booze, music, and artwork - more infos

Episode 27 - Fortnight from Hell

blaine — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:58:28 +0000

Charles, Joe, and Blaine try to ressurrect episode 27 from the ashes of failing hardrives. We talk the Zach and Miri, Styrofoam poisoning, food company teamups, hammerhead sharks vs. velociraptors, shel silverstein is creepy, In my yard- I don’t care, segways… again, fail at stairs, Death Metal in Space, Carson Daly is still alive I guess, SBTB porn, myspace robot skanks, sperm races, boiling water experiment, death by Ambien, brother jeb preaches to hecklers, drink more beer!

Music by the SeaWhores

Be sure to check out our next exhibition at Java J’s Feb 7th, coffee, booze, music, and artwork - more infos

Episode 26 : The First Hand Turkey

blaine — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:55:36 +0000

Ivy, Charles, Jon, Katie, and Blaine celebrate Turkey day Krapp’s style. Thanksgiving festivities review. Blaine’s dad makes a cheese-ball while driving. 5 wishbone turkey from Goldenplump? Viking Crunk Happy Viking Glögg. Some people get trampled in Jersey and the some bad things happen in India. Jon has facts. A frat boy calls. The first hand turkey is discussed. Shadow and Sound review. “Sexy Art Groups” belittled. A very special Rapid fire.

Music by Guzzlemug - background music by Little Red King

Episode 25 : Cautionary Tales

blaine — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:51:38 +0000

Mike and Katie join Blaine and Jon for a evening of Krapp’s Last ‘Cast on Veteran’s Day. Halloween adventures - painting at shelter, guys standing around comparing rubix cube size. Halloween = an excuse to dress like a slut. That one guy wins at being elected president and the rest of the world voted for him too. Jon exercised his right to vote. We realize we know nothing about socializing 401k but talk about it anyway. The Beastie boys are old. Mike tells some tales from Iraq and we reflect on Ventren’s day.

Restaurant Review:Corner Table - mmm bacon! We review Cannibal the musical, Jesco White, Dexter… and Bill Billy Murry’s daughter. Shadow and Sounds 4 - raise support for Cystic Fibrosis! Rapid Fire!!! We love you.

Music : France Has the bomb. Soundtrack by Jobot

Episode 24 - Scared Krappless

blaine — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:14:28 +0000

Jon, Blaine, Joe, and Charles get their wax poetic about the glorious holiday of halloween. Charles dresses like Clint Eastwood. Blaine dresses like Wolverine. Ian tries to leave a voice mail. Zombie rights and the zombie pub crawl revisted. Barebones, Soap Factory Haunted House, Shelter gig and more promoted. Movies that scare the krapp out of us. Famous monster duals. The origins of zombies and more. Music by Mike Gunther and His Restless Souls

Episode 23 : Sexually Engaging Your Audience

blaine — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:58:13 +0000

Eric, Jamez, and Julia join Joe and Blaine for an in-depth conversation about nothing. Heroes is meh, Shirly Manson makes an ugly Terminator, Julia likes pro wrastlin’, Blaine’s mom is like Andy Warhol, we discuss the economy, Japan isn’t do so hot either, SNL relevant again, Tina Fey/Palin sketches are grreat, blackface is ok now apparently, mmm Transfat, Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis has scalies in it, Choke, DWitt show recap, Sad Kermit, Heath Ledger lived with the Joker for 3 months to get the role down, Ralph Steadman, Billy Murry vs. Johnny Depp for best portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson, 4 hour DJ sets are like full blown cumshot on the audience, Joe and Blaine MIGHT be doing the Shelter gig on Halloween - wooo, Twin Peaks Show at Altered Aesthetics, Blaine has a man dead inside of him,go to Shadows and Sound IV, UniteBike, Cardgame shows are unentertaining, Jungle Jam, the stranger, Batman reads E.E.Cummings, Rasist Raisins, Texas Claims another of our friends.

Music by Space Bar

Episode 22 : Zombie Polar-Bear Apocalypse

blaine — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:31:01 +0000

Join Jon, Joe, Charles, Blaine, and super special guests Devin and Brandon as the explore the wide world of zombies and protons. B-Day party recap, we make Art at Shelter, Brandon talks Hollywood, Quinten has a big head, Physics expert Devin discusses brown holes and the haldron collider, Sarah Palin brings on the zombie fetus apocalypse as well as the zombie polar bear apocalypse, freeze your eyelids, rapid fire, OD on water, Batman and Jon do Shakespere.

Music by Butts2Butts

Episode 21 : Murry’s Pomade Does Not Come Out Of Hair

blaine — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:51:55 +0000

Special 1.75X length episode. Matt and Darth Vader joins Jon, Joe, Blaine, and Zombie Toni to turn 21… weeew. Do people actually like comics or just the movies? Murry’s Pomade. Drive by Strip Clubs. Rapid Fire. Jon’s Food Review. Copious amounts of booze… Music by the Slats.

Episode 20 : Live with Josh

blaine — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:18:31 +0000

Josh and Blaine exploit the number of mics they have. Josh draws a picture. Blaine has a family reunion. The boys talk RNC, Batman, and josh busts out “Josh’s Ballistic Attack”. Josh needs a roommate and Blaine needs a new voice. Wolverine trailer. Surplus Bio-Freaks comics.

Music : Doomtree

Episode 19 : Great Minnesota Git Together

blaine — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:27:20 +0000

Charles, Joe and Blaine try to wake up. We discuss the joys of turning 19 and more underage drinking fine stories. Blisters, the state fair, and the joys of owning a home. Blaine works too much. Hellboy and Batman are discussed. Blaine feels bad about parking his ass in a handicapped spot. Vinny and Janna join in to talk about upcoming DIM MEDIA stuffs!

Music : I love Ghosts